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An Arab was interviewed at US Embassy.

Consul: Your name, please?

Arab: SUAD SHAMIKH.

Consul: Sex?

Arab: 6 times a week.

Consul: I mean, male or female?

Arab: Both male and female. Sometimes even camel.

Consul: Holy cow!

Arab: Yes, cows and dogs, too.

Consul: Man, isn´t that hostile?

Arab: Horsestyle, doggystyle, any style!

Consul: Oh, dear!

Arab: Deer? No deer! They run fast.